Well after I have pretty much disappointed, offended and damn near scarred so many folks with my 10 worst movies ever made. I decided that after seeing a challenge, that I would do the 80's teen flick challenge. 100 movies from the 80's that were out and I have to say if I seen them and if so what I think of them. Well that will be quite a stretch there. I don't know how or if I can take it. The cynical points will be made with my own flavor and goodies for you all.
1.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off - Ben Stein makes it watchable. Ben Stein rocks!!!!
2.
The Breakfast Club - One of my secret, guilty pleasure movies. I will admit it. Me likes it.
3. Some Kind of Wonderful - Too bad this wasn't it. Wonderfully bad.
4. Pretty in Pink - Ugly on screen!
5. Secret Admirer - Should have stayed a secret and not told anyone about it.
6. The Karate Kid - Suck on! Suck off! Movie blows Daniel-san.
7. Three O'Clock High - You need to be high from 3 to 4:20.
8 Summer School - Failed the grade.
9. Valley Girl - They grew up to become surgeon wives and semi-retired hookers. Great career move
10.Fast Times At Ridgemont High - Fast into the brick wall this should go.
11. Losin' It - Lost it! And I will never get the time I wasted back.
12.Revenge of the Nerds - Booger For The Win!!!Good movie here.
13.The Rachel Papers - Which I couldn't read because there was no comics section.
14.Sixteen Candles - And it wasn't enough to burn this picture to the ground!
15.Weird Science - Oh let me use my computer to create a woman. *insert evil plans here* And Kelly Lebrock was hot!
16.Zapped! - And didn't die! Zap it again!
17.Say Anything - This movie sucks!!!!! There I said it!
18.Better off Dead - I want my $2!!! In today's economy that would probably be $.42.I don't know why but I like this movie.
19.One Crazy Summer - I think that John Cusack probably had a monopoly in cheesy movies. Damnit man give someone else a job here.
20.St. Elmo's Fire - The roof...the roof...the roof is on fire....someone put this movie on top of it and let the ......burn.......
21.Teen Wolf - Better love story than Twilight (yes I went there)
22.Footloose - And fancy free. And folks still can't dance worth a crap.
23.Can't buy me Love - Apparently you not paying enough.But for 20 dollar she make you holla. And love you long time.
24.The Outsiders - Should been one of the insiders.
25.Heathers - Heathens!
26.Lucas - Can't say I like it, can't say I hate it. Yet, this is one movie that I can understand and relate too.
27.Just One of the Guys - I'm shocked there isn't a porn parody of this yet. They make every other parody of it. May as well with this..it almost writes itself.
28.Teen Witch - The mediocrity had many folks spellbound. In why was it made. Avadar Kadavra!
29.Porky's - 2 words.....FREAKING AWESOME!!!!!!! One of my top 10 favorite movies ever! Can't go wrong with a classic like this. Watch it..love it! Watch it again!! Nuff said!
30.Private Resort - It has Johnny Depp and not directed by Tim Burton, what is wrong with this picture? Oh yeah it's crap! So maybe it was directed by Tim Burton.
31.The Sure Thing - If you betting on it being that, then you lost. If you were betting this is yet another John Cusack movie, then you hit the lottery. My goodness..he should be in the Guinness.
32.Private School - One dude gets to be in a private school with horny girls. I think this has Dear Penthouse Forum written all over it. Bow chicka bow wow!
33.The Last American Virgin - Must be talking about Bad Luck Brian or something. Well here is the spoiler for you all...he gets laid.
34.The Wild Life - pretty tame, pretty dull, pretty boring. Pretty much a typical 80's teen movie.
35.Ski School - You won't see any minorities out there. Seeing black folks ski?? Nope unless you see them heading down the slopes with church shoes on. Don't even need skis.
36.Hot Dog...The Movie- My life as a Oscar Mayer wiener. Cook yourself!
37.Risky Business - We going to play a high school pimp with a good harem of women selling themselves while you get to shag the best one for free. Put her ass to work...
38.License to Drive - It has the Corey's. It has a Mercedes. It has me wanna change the channel!
39.The Lost Boys - A movie where you don't have vampires all sparkle and shit. And it has the Corey's.
40.Dream a Little Dream - For the sake of all things green and holy...did the Corey's just bumrush the Cusack regime and take over all the movies in Hollywood? Enough with you. I can dream of no more movies with those two. But I will say, the must got all kinds of teen tang...
41.Once Bitten - Twice shy...three times boring!
42.Hot Pursuit - The quest to take over the top movie spot by Mr. Cusack. I think there is a car chase scene down the streets of San Francisco too.
43.Soul Man - he has none.
44.Grandview U.S.A. - one I can say I never scene. I'll let you all be the judge of that. Pass.
45.Red Dawn - Being at the time one of the movie violent movies ever made and more gunshots fired than most wars, noone puts the Swayz in the corner....not without an AK-47.
46.Oxford Blues - and folks in the U.S. wonder why England hates us...we make crappy movies in their country. Bad show!
47.Like Father, Like Son - bad movies are hereditary. It runs in the family.
48.All the Right Movies - That leave some nut job into Scientology. There is where it all started.
49. Class - it has none. Epic fail!
50.Fraternity Vacation - The Sorority of I Felta Thigh were being molested allot here. I think there was some hazing too. Who knows.
Whew...we half way there. Still with me. Good. Let's carry on. (how many have you seen on this list?)
51.A Night in the Life of Jimmy Reardon - This has porn movie written all over it. I ain't even going to touch it. Not without washing my hands and wearing gloves. This can get nasty.
52.Loverboy - This ain't the band we talking about (and they do have some good songs mind you) just shows you how sappiness can win you something. What I have no damn clue.
53.Thrashin' - Skateboarders need love too...
54.Rad - BMX bike riders need love more...and better scripts and better acting and let's face it needs more than a few boards and a ramp can fix.
55.Pump Up the Volume - Dance!! Dance! Oh sorry...was thinking it was the video here. If you haven't heard it. Youtube it and prepare to get your dance on. Trust me you will...
56.The Night Before - And you can start out the story with these 5 words: See what had happen was...and it will end with "can you ease up on the handcuffs, Mr. Officer?"
57.Vison Quest - You must take the ring to Mordor...oh sorry wrong quest...I think this was a quest to find something lame and it succeeded before the end of the opening credits.
58. Back to School - It has Rodney Dangerfield (RIP) It has Sam Kinison (RIP). It has Oingo Boingo. What about this movie don't just scream kick ass!!!!?? Love it!
59.Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure - I had better adventures watching paint try. Neo...you suck!
60.The Flamingo Kid - I won't even go there...
61.Midnight Madness - A crazy scavenger hunt gone very wrong. I think they should had tried to find some talent in this movie. That would been the good hunt. The music send you right to a roller rink.
62.Youngblood - You would think this be a gang movie in South Central L.A. but nope. It's Swayze fresh from Red Dawn and dancing dirty. He gets around don't he.
63.Johnny Be Good - too bad the movie was not.
64.River's Edge - And they could not drown the cast in it. Grumpy cat is furious and so am I!
65.Permanent Record - Being convicted for crimes against cinema. Guilty as charged.
66.My Bodyguard - I think Kevin Costner started out in this before he became The Bodyguard. And it still sucked. Need to hire folks who can beat up the cast and crew to make better movies.
I am starting to think that most 80's movies just flat out blew chunks.
67.How I got into College - Sure wasn't on a scholarship. Still knee-deep in debt.
68.The Monster Squad - Should had ate them all and put everyone out their misery.
69.Revenge of the Nerds II - Very disappointing. Very sad. Very sucky! Le' Sigh!
70.Porky's II The Next Day - Wasn't as raunchy as the first, but still pretty entertaining.
71.Real Genius - And another guilty pleasure movie. Will say it's one of those things that I wanna go to an all science school with science nerds. Ahhh to dream.
72.Wargames - Where hacking goes wrong. Global Therma Nuclear War. Blow'em up. Blow up Seattle. No Starbucks, No Grunge, No Plaid Shirts! YES!!!!
73.My Science Project - To create something that will speed time to the end of this movie. Or go back in time and burn this so it never hits the theaters and call it a public service.
74.Breaking all the Rules - If you going to be a rebel..at least rebel...at least have some goal other than put one to sleep. Zzzzzzzzz
75.Adventures in Babysitting - CPS should been called on this one. Cinematic Protection Services
76.Hiding Out - And noone should tried to find this movie. Stay hidden!
77.Times Square - Never seen it so - I'll have to pass on this one.
78.Morgan Stewart's Coming Home - And everyone should had moved and left no forwarding address.
79.She's Out of Control - I know a few women like that. Some are good others...well not so much!
80.Girls Just Want to have Fun - And in many ways it leaves them out of control. Handcuffs and spankings are needed. But some of them may like it.
81.Don't Tell Mom, the BabySitter is Dead - Even the sexiness of Christina Applegate can't save this movie. Nor did it save the babysitter. Poor old lady. Least she died peacefully and didn't suffer watching this.
82.Nobody's Perfect - And this movie proves it.
83.Tuff Turf -You went into the wrong movie &^@#*@##^&!+(@
84.The Karate Kid Part II - You still suck worse in this one Daniel-san!
85.The Hollywood Knights - Can't save this damsel in distress. Let it die!
86.High School U.S.A. - Take 3 child stars (Different Strokes, Family Ties and Facts of Life) and what do you get. An NBC movie that should never been made and cancelled on the cutting room floor. Whatchu talkin bout Willis?? You suck!
87.Poison Ivy - No not that one about the potential Lolitaish style killer oooh no. This is Michael J. Fox needing something to do between Teen Wolf and Back to the Future. Be poison ivy....yeah that's a hit!
88.18 Again - Oh George Burns! How you make good one liners. Too bad the lines in this were bad. But, I still loves your work anyway.
89.The Last Starfighter - And noone can shoot you down...damn where is the Empire when you need it??
90.Making the Grade - Well you got the grade of F- or T for terrible.
91 - 100...let's just say that those are so bad so horrid and so damn pathetic that even I can't write any more without wanting to gouge my eyes out. Just let it be said that it sums up that most of those movies were bad bad bad bad bad..with a few good, and even excellent exceptions. Now. I'll pop in Porky's and have a good laugh.
SAW
Tuesday, November 26, 2013
Wednesday, November 20, 2013
Movies - Rankings - What's the best at being worst??
I don't think I can ever be like Roger Ebert, nor would I ever want to. Yet, after I posted a list of my top 5 worst movies ever made in my opinion (and catching the firestorm that was the masses ready to crucify me for cinema heresy) I figure I will send it one step farther. Or as a particular chef say, Let's Kick It Up A Knotch! Which I am about to do. Since I did before, I'm going with my 10 worst movies ever made and why I feel as such. Yes, I will catch hell. I may get disowned by friends and shunned by family members cause of it. But....it has to happen. And now...hold your seats and your ticket stubs. We going down a trip into my own personal madness.
My Top 10 Worst Movies Ever Made
10. The Bodyguard
Sometimes, I really try to think would anyone make protecting a famous singer from a stalker become a love story. It seem it was. Singer falls for bodyguard after the stalker gets put down. A song that many thought was originally done by the star of the movie yet many don't even know it was a remake. Yes, Whitney did hit the killer high pitch toward the end. Guy gets girl. Pardon me as I break out the party favors. I think the stalker should really got to them and finished this movie in 30 minutes. I can watch an interview with Charlie Manson and get more entertainment.
9. Fat Albert
Hey! Hey! Hey! It's a baaaaaaaaad movie!
I'm goin' to sing a song to you!!!!
Why this movie's full of pooooo!
You took a cartoon, and turned it into crap.
Every time I watch it, I have to take a nap.
Yes, this movie is horrible with a capital H! You take one of the guys from Good Burger (which can be placed as an dishonorable mention in itself.) And attempt to bring good humor and overall fun into the movies. I can even think Mushmouth can speak Queen English with perfect articulation and say, "What in the hell is this crap?
8. Batman (1989)
Take Beetlejuice and a bunch of bad writing and horrid directing and what you get. Something that even Robin would yell out. "Holy Craptastically Bad Movie!" Let's take into account why this movie is enough to make you wanna Bat-toosie your way out the door. Tim Burton and Sam Hamm - I don't know who was responsible for the "creative licensing" to say The Joker kill the Waynes, to have Harvey Dent be played by a black man "Billy Dee Williams" not even a good cold can of Colt 45 can save this. And the shocker, how the hell you going to let Vicki Vale just be walked into the Batcave with Alfred. Hello..if you going to have a secret identity you sure as hell not going to just let your girlfriend or whatever just be escorted to your secret place by the butler. The man would be fired faster than a porn star school teacher. Only saving grace if Jack
performance and that is about as far as I go.
7. Dirty Dancing
You can start the screams and hellstorm now. You hate this movie?? I can say it in one word. YES!!!!! Sorry, why am I going to go all ga-ga about a love movie about the sweet girl and the bad boy dancer in search of rhythm. Noone puts Baby in the corner. I think Baby should have been hurled into the deepest corner, and guarded by an army rabid, starved possoms and dare baby to leave. And the final scene, it would been hilarious if he lifted her up and fell flat on his ass. Yes. I went there. I had the time of my life. It sure wasn't watching this movie. I had better times watching leper kung-fu.
6. The Watchmen
Oh! How I loathe this movie in ways that can not be uttered because there small children in China who do not need to hear the spews of profanity that can be spoken when this movie is described. Take a classic piece of comic writing by a mad genius Alan Moore and turn it into movie that was more CGI, less acting and all believability. I think you can convince there are such things flying pink unicorns that fart skittles and piss out chilled champagne. The acting was horrible to a point I think they just wanted to get it over with, get their money and go home. And the moron who played Dr. Manhattan...I will not even waste my words uttering your name. I seen move realistic acting from corpses. For the sake of fairness...I will say one nice thing about this movie. Had an decent soundtrack. Even the creator of this masterpiece said after watching it he had a serious W......T........F....moment. Damn you DC for destroying this. Damn you to the bowls of hell I say!
5. Ghostbusters
There some movies that try too hard. There some movies that try and fail. And there some movies that just try and suck. Bill Muarry, why did you forsake good movies? Ok not forsake, but stick to good movies like. Stripes and Caddyshack. Now this dribble. I'm sorry. New York city infested by ghosts and you run around with some converted hearse. I don't care with anyone say that is a hearse....and I think they should carried this movie to it's final resting place. Even the one token black guy was like, as long as you pay me, I'll believe anything. I think you should got paid more for the job. I do think that the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man should stomped the lot of them. Have lil white specks in its feet.
4. It
I will be the first to say, I have a natural disdain of clowns. Yes, I hate clowns. I am a card carrying bozophobe. I would have that Marshmallow dude eat Pennywise up and call it a public service. The again, I don't think there much service for this movie but to say this is one of the few Stephen King movies that make this list. I do find some of his work good and others...well I can't stand it. And this one starts off the rants. What can I say - I HATE CLOWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The top 3. I think will cause so much problems to so many. But, it must be said....they are bad bad bad. Let's go.
3. The Shawshank Redemption
I know this is suppose to be one of the top 10 movies ever made and a modern classic. I don't think in my opinion this is a classic. I still try to even wonder why is this cinematic nightmare is great. Very overrated. Yes it's a good amount of violence. Which is ok. But this movie has more plot holes and twists than a Spanish Novella on Univision. I think where is the redemption for this. But, I feel I wanna embrace my Inquisition mode and say. There is no redemption, there is no forgiveness. There is only damnation for this movie. I judge it as heretical and must be burned. Or at least publicly flogged.
2. The Green Mile
I walk down the long roads, the paths that lead to destination of prosperity, joy and enlightenment. Too bad if you walk down this green mile, learn that this will be 3 hours that I will never get back. I usually call The Green Mile as the Shawshank Redemption's bastard cousin. But has a magical negro friend who can raise the dead.
Yeah...I'm going there....
This movie just really did not get me like countless others. Who knows, but this gets me a reaction to just go on a marathon and run 26 green miles away from here. Not bad screen play. Unconvincing acting and plot that leaves me more confused than translating Latin to Ebonics for Frenchmen. The movie should be executed for crimes against film.
I know many are ready to scream and cuss me out like a drunk sailor on leave. Yet, wait there is just one more. If you ready to disavow me, let's go all in. Let me drive my movie dislikes home with my #1 worst movie ever made. Ladies hold on to your boyfriend pillows...
#1 The Princess Bride
Oh this celluloid abortion should have never been thought of. Peter Faulk, go back to being a detective and investigate why in the world this movie is suppose to be so great. The only redeeming quality of this movie and I do mean ONLY thing is Inigo Montoya. I can see why Puss from the Shrek movies use him. It's about the best thing going for it and if you going to rob concepts from movies, may as well do something good with it. I know this is suppose to be one of the ultimate chick flicks and girly movies. Guy find girl, girl falls in love. Girl gets her happy ever after. I get to go into diabetic shock from all the sweet, sappiness. My goodness, dentists are wetting themselves with the potential teeth work they will get from the cavities after watching the first 30 minutes of this. I don't know if it's the predictability of this hogwash or just the overdrawn novel of hero saves the day...blah blah blah. I just wish the villain would got away with it. But sadly, Hollywood never allows that or where is the faith of the good always winning in the end and the hero gets the girl? And the name Buttercup...only good about a buttercup is if it's made by Resses's Mmmmmmm now that's something we can all enjoy.
Let me storm the castle...and slaughter everyone there and burn it and this movie down. Can't watch this movie without wanna have a few shots of Everclear or anything else that will put me to sleep. But, now I shall duel Inigo for killing his dreams.
En Garde!!
So who still is my friend now?? I may by myself, alienated the entire planet with this list. If I was to hate these movies that many consider classics...surely we have to debate what is a classic. These are nowhere near that list. What are my top 10 best movies made. Well that is another blog for another time. If anyone still wants to read my work. :) :) :)
SAW
My Top 10 Worst Movies Ever Made
10. The Bodyguard
Sometimes, I really try to think would anyone make protecting a famous singer from a stalker become a love story. It seem it was. Singer falls for bodyguard after the stalker gets put down. A song that many thought was originally done by the star of the movie yet many don't even know it was a remake. Yes, Whitney did hit the killer high pitch toward the end. Guy gets girl. Pardon me as I break out the party favors. I think the stalker should really got to them and finished this movie in 30 minutes. I can watch an interview with Charlie Manson and get more entertainment.
9. Fat Albert
Hey! Hey! Hey! It's a baaaaaaaaad movie!
I'm goin' to sing a song to you!!!!
Why this movie's full of pooooo!
You took a cartoon, and turned it into crap.
Every time I watch it, I have to take a nap.
Yes, this movie is horrible with a capital H! You take one of the guys from Good Burger (which can be placed as an dishonorable mention in itself.) And attempt to bring good humor and overall fun into the movies. I can even think Mushmouth can speak Queen English with perfect articulation and say, "What in the hell is this crap?
8. Batman (1989)
Take Beetlejuice and a bunch of bad writing and horrid directing and what you get. Something that even Robin would yell out. "Holy Craptastically Bad Movie!" Let's take into account why this movie is enough to make you wanna Bat-toosie your way out the door. Tim Burton and Sam Hamm - I don't know who was responsible for the "creative licensing" to say The Joker kill the Waynes, to have Harvey Dent be played by a black man "Billy Dee Williams" not even a good cold can of Colt 45 can save this. And the shocker, how the hell you going to let Vicki Vale just be walked into the Batcave with Alfred. Hello..if you going to have a secret identity you sure as hell not going to just let your girlfriend or whatever just be escorted to your secret place by the butler. The man would be fired faster than a porn star school teacher. Only saving grace if Jack
performance and that is about as far as I go.
7. Dirty Dancing
You can start the screams and hellstorm now. You hate this movie?? I can say it in one word. YES!!!!! Sorry, why am I going to go all ga-ga about a love movie about the sweet girl and the bad boy dancer in search of rhythm. Noone puts Baby in the corner. I think Baby should have been hurled into the deepest corner, and guarded by an army rabid, starved possoms and dare baby to leave. And the final scene, it would been hilarious if he lifted her up and fell flat on his ass. Yes. I went there. I had the time of my life. It sure wasn't watching this movie. I had better times watching leper kung-fu.
6. The Watchmen
Oh! How I loathe this movie in ways that can not be uttered because there small children in China who do not need to hear the spews of profanity that can be spoken when this movie is described. Take a classic piece of comic writing by a mad genius Alan Moore and turn it into movie that was more CGI, less acting and all believability. I think you can convince there are such things flying pink unicorns that fart skittles and piss out chilled champagne. The acting was horrible to a point I think they just wanted to get it over with, get their money and go home. And the moron who played Dr. Manhattan...I will not even waste my words uttering your name. I seen move realistic acting from corpses. For the sake of fairness...I will say one nice thing about this movie. Had an decent soundtrack. Even the creator of this masterpiece said after watching it he had a serious W......T........F....moment. Damn you DC for destroying this. Damn you to the bowls of hell I say!
5. Ghostbusters
There some movies that try too hard. There some movies that try and fail. And there some movies that just try and suck. Bill Muarry, why did you forsake good movies? Ok not forsake, but stick to good movies like. Stripes and Caddyshack. Now this dribble. I'm sorry. New York city infested by ghosts and you run around with some converted hearse. I don't care with anyone say that is a hearse....and I think they should carried this movie to it's final resting place. Even the one token black guy was like, as long as you pay me, I'll believe anything. I think you should got paid more for the job. I do think that the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man should stomped the lot of them. Have lil white specks in its feet.
4. It
I will be the first to say, I have a natural disdain of clowns. Yes, I hate clowns. I am a card carrying bozophobe. I would have that Marshmallow dude eat Pennywise up and call it a public service. The again, I don't think there much service for this movie but to say this is one of the few Stephen King movies that make this list. I do find some of his work good and others...well I can't stand it. And this one starts off the rants. What can I say - I HATE CLOWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The top 3. I think will cause so much problems to so many. But, it must be said....they are bad bad bad. Let's go.
I know this is suppose to be one of the top 10 movies ever made and a modern classic. I don't think in my opinion this is a classic. I still try to even wonder why is this cinematic nightmare is great. Very overrated. Yes it's a good amount of violence. Which is ok. But this movie has more plot holes and twists than a Spanish Novella on Univision. I think where is the redemption for this. But, I feel I wanna embrace my Inquisition mode and say. There is no redemption, there is no forgiveness. There is only damnation for this movie. I judge it as heretical and must be burned. Or at least publicly flogged.
2. The Green Mile
I walk down the long roads, the paths that lead to destination of prosperity, joy and enlightenment. Too bad if you walk down this green mile, learn that this will be 3 hours that I will never get back. I usually call The Green Mile as the Shawshank Redemption's bastard cousin. But has a magical negro friend who can raise the dead.
Yeah...I'm going there....
This movie just really did not get me like countless others. Who knows, but this gets me a reaction to just go on a marathon and run 26 green miles away from here. Not bad screen play. Unconvincing acting and plot that leaves me more confused than translating Latin to Ebonics for Frenchmen. The movie should be executed for crimes against film.
I know many are ready to scream and cuss me out like a drunk sailor on leave. Yet, wait there is just one more. If you ready to disavow me, let's go all in. Let me drive my movie dislikes home with my #1 worst movie ever made. Ladies hold on to your boyfriend pillows...
#1 The Princess Bride
Oh this celluloid abortion should have never been thought of. Peter Faulk, go back to being a detective and investigate why in the world this movie is suppose to be so great. The only redeeming quality of this movie and I do mean ONLY thing is Inigo Montoya. I can see why Puss from the Shrek movies use him. It's about the best thing going for it and if you going to rob concepts from movies, may as well do something good with it. I know this is suppose to be one of the ultimate chick flicks and girly movies. Guy find girl, girl falls in love. Girl gets her happy ever after. I get to go into diabetic shock from all the sweet, sappiness. My goodness, dentists are wetting themselves with the potential teeth work they will get from the cavities after watching the first 30 minutes of this. I don't know if it's the predictability of this hogwash or just the overdrawn novel of hero saves the day...blah blah blah. I just wish the villain would got away with it. But sadly, Hollywood never allows that or where is the faith of the good always winning in the end and the hero gets the girl? And the name Buttercup...only good about a buttercup is if it's made by Resses's Mmmmmmm now that's something we can all enjoy.
Let me storm the castle...and slaughter everyone there and burn it and this movie down. Can't watch this movie without wanna have a few shots of Everclear or anything else that will put me to sleep. But, now I shall duel Inigo for killing his dreams.
So who still is my friend now?? I may by myself, alienated the entire planet with this list. If I was to hate these movies that many consider classics...surely we have to debate what is a classic. These are nowhere near that list. What are my top 10 best movies made. Well that is another blog for another time. If anyone still wants to read my work. :) :) :)
SAW
Tuesday, November 12, 2013
Not all of us can be a positive speaking person...
I am a person who can speak the words of truth to those that need it and I can say the positive, uplifting things when the situation requires it. But, if you ask me to some motivational speaker. It's not my way. If I was, it will be a motivational speak that will incite a riot, a revolution or even worse a lazy act of nothing. But, I see so many folks on so many social networks, even those that I know as friends and acquaintances that like to post some of those words of positive living or upliftment. And so many just post words of thank you, likes, retweets, etc. I usually overlook most of it because I normally find most of it not laughable, but empty. Me honestly, I am not that type of person. I don't know those who do, but I will be honest and keep it 100 with you when I say - it's not for everyone. I never been that way. I'm a realist. I don't think a few words of positivity and whatnot is going to be the sprinkles of sunshine of the shitty-gray skies that can be around in life. Call it the cynical part of me. And I will gladly accept it with a smile. But, I just know that a positive word, some quote of inspiration, or a bible verse is going to make it better. (sorry friends it just not that simple) or it would be allot less stress there with many and the hurricane stress in my own life.
I won't speak or respond with those words others post. I know they mean well and I can understand and appreciate it. Yet. I do laugh at most of it and think to myself...yeah really un huh. Ok. Rainy days are just interludes of the shiny days ahead...blah blah blah. Pardon me as I grab my raincoat and walk into the deluge. These storms are not simple ones - and not something a word or two can easily fix.
I guess in the end, it's just who I am. A cynical who don't see the positive or negative. But the truth. Truth has no moral compass. it is what it is and right now, things are pretty messed up. I can say that with a few more, colorful words. But, I'm refraining from using it for my friends who have an allergy to profanity.
Any words of upliftment??
SAW
I won't speak or respond with those words others post. I know they mean well and I can understand and appreciate it. Yet. I do laugh at most of it and think to myself...yeah really un huh. Ok. Rainy days are just interludes of the shiny days ahead...blah blah blah. Pardon me as I grab my raincoat and walk into the deluge. These storms are not simple ones - and not something a word or two can easily fix.
I guess in the end, it's just who I am. A cynical who don't see the positive or negative. But the truth. Truth has no moral compass. it is what it is and right now, things are pretty messed up. I can say that with a few more, colorful words. But, I'm refraining from using it for my friends who have an allergy to profanity.
Any words of upliftment??
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