Welcome to Sappy Central..

Before I get into this much needed entry. I have to cue up some appropriate blogging music.

Yes, I think I shall write to the wonderful stylings of Beethoven's 5th Symphony in C Minor. Bet you folks didn't think I had such culture like that. Well, poo upon you! Now let me get to my blog.

I think in my old, cynical age, I have just become extremely jaded. If not jaded than very critical of many things and just so damn tempted to just lay into so many people who just are in need of the coldest of truths. Yet, that comes later...thing is that I have seen over that last few months that most places in the wide world of social media has turned into a sounding board of professing such announcements of undying love, devotion and posting of such sappy overly pictures with the enough sweet sentiment that diabetics will go into comas just by reading them. However, I ask myself why? Is it because they just have to yell it out to the world - to post something stating...ooh look look at me..I'm here...I'm in love..let me show all that by posting this and that to express my feelings. But give it a month before, you blasting the most vulgar words saying oh who cares about this or that or nothing will ever make me happy, shall be alone and blah blah blah. But there so many times I just want to come out and just throw the coldest wisdom out. Yet, sadly, doing this and I just get labeled as some jealous hater who just have to piss on a sunshiny day. Nope, never a hater. Because as many would understand about what a hater is - a hater is a person who jealously wanting what another has. And seriously, I don't want to become someone who got more sap than a tree. I will pass. There some I have seen that I wouldn't comment on because #1, I don't need to upset anyone, #2 many of what I say would be so vulgar that even a sailor will cry. #3, sometimes I don't need to feed the trolls of love.

But hold up...The Ride of the Valkyrie is playing. Oh such strong violins....

Kill the wrabbit!!! Kill the wrabbit!!!! Kill the wrabbit!!!!

Now let's discuss sappy responses shall we. I usually ignore many of the posts as I mentioned before. Giggle of how many folks just have to "like" and "share" the most cavity forming posts that should make any dentist cringe with fear. Now it comes a time that I can't hold back the sarcasm and the words that must be said. And now, it shall come! I have selected many of the sappy pics and stuff and it shall be twisted into my own dark response, from my own dark heart.

Let's start with the first one....

Apparently, these folks either need lots of sleeping pills, or have some very silly dreams. I don't care if I found Mrs. Perfect(which does not exist anyway) I be damned I ain't falling asleep. And what dreams you having anyway? That would be some interesting talk. Dr. Seuss must been taking too many 1 pill, 2 pills, red pills, blue pills (and I ain't talking Viagra either).

So does a virus! May need to get a shot...of tequila, vodka, or any other adult beverage you require to kill it. Hell down a few bottles of that Tennessee Moonshine if it helps. But, kill that thing that's goings on mkay???

Said by every stalker EVER!!!!! Oh I'm sorry they not stalkers, just overly-zealous patrons of admiration for you. And hellooooooo.....you said you have lots to say....well you said enough...now STFU!!!

This to me is so funny....I usually see things like this and I usually say well someone wants to deal with the headaches and the nonsense...let them go. As an old friend once told me - "Never try to hold on to something do damned determined to let go. Never sweat them, eject them." If you need another superhero to save you..go on then. And how will I be mad, hell I going to pop a beer and say it's your mess now.

OOH Captain Piccard, your wisdom has forever been one of the reasons why I like Star Trek: TNG. Who knows why...guess to be extra annoying but who knows.

So in closing...this is just what I think...I shall just ignore it all as I have but please as a public service, cut out all those annoying posts...cause honestly many don't care. Hell there some placing bets how long it will last hoping for a pay day. Hell even I am in a betting pool or two. Yes I did go there and honestly, think I care...

And here is one last quote. Maybe it will be famous or something.

"One should never confess to the world the love they have for another in a relationship. Confess it to the one that matters. Shouting  it to the world only makes the world shout back, SHUT UP!"
                                                                                            -Me

SAW