I have to also admit, the funniest things can be heard amongst the crowd. There was just group of sorority girls from some school out in Texas, I won' really say where...but you can find out if you watch the sports section. *snicker* You know those kind of girls that serial kills use as pin cushions in the horror movies. As I was heading to my stop this was what one was saying and I kid you now, was her exact words. "I hope that we don't miss our stop and end up somewhere in the ghetto. I don't know if I can make it and survive with those people." Hol' Up!!! Wait a second, and JUST ONE DAMN MINUTE. It took everything inside me to not just blow out and say something like. "Listen here Muffy, you have nothing to be worrying about. First off what you mean by "Those" people? And secondly, you don't have to worry about some pimps there whoring you out to guys for bags of weed and make you miss the pancake social tomorrow. Or have you violated in ways that you won't be able to sustain any fun in the frat party gangbang you will be partaking during your ecstasy binge.But we know that most of those girls there on that bus anyway would rather went to the hood anyway than partake in the slaughter their team endured anyway. But, they never would admit it and then get kicked out of the fun Pancake Social...sponsored by the Eye Felta Thigh sorority.
And the best thing about this whole excursion, was there was a group of people from both sides of the rivalry that were discussing how much their team is better and blah blah blah....I was asked who was I cheering for in this game. And as calmly as ever, I said well my team is anyone in the SEC. So be something like Roll Tide, or Hail State, or Chomp'em Gators, or Geaux Tigers. Or some of those schools that freed themselves from the Old Southwest Conference. You know like A & M or Arkansas. You could seen the look on their faces. It was as if I said the ultimate blasphemy or called each of their mothers the most vile of swear words. Now mind you, I was a serious as a heart attack. And there was a policeman on the train, who heard the whole thing and could barely contain his laughter. Poor guy wanted to be stoic as a statue but couldn't hold it in. Well my stop came and I was about to exit the train, luckily cause I think it would been the one time when two enemies were ready to put aside their differences and cause hell upon me. The policeman pulled me to the said and said, "Don't worry I got your back. I went to Georgia and it's SEC forever!"
Guess you know where my loyalties lie right??
