In the case of absolute humor...

I am now..going to write.

Somtimes the funniest things are those that come from the most unexpected of quarters. I was talking to a friend and he had the tell me he received a call with an invitation to be on Maury and the first thing that came to my mind was he being thrown to the wolves and have some crazy episode of "You are the baby daddy!" And I just had to get a chuckle. I had to ask was there someone that you did the mattress mambo and become a father of some child. He never answered but I can pretty much bet the house, two cars and a big bag of California's best happy-grass that it is.

Now me being the supportive friend that I am (and one who is a champion sarcastic speaker) I had to go be on there, if so when and I want a ringside seat? Almost insultingly he said NO! Thing is that I just have to go think about the one repeat guest on the show who appeared on the show I can say about a dozen times and had about thirty or so potential baby fathers and broke down into fits of over-hyped hysteria when each and every one of them were not selected to win a baby from the maternal lottery. Screaming to each one something to the affect of "This is your child, I am dead serious! Can you see the resemblance?! Just like you and blah blah blah!" I just have to think after the twenty-ninth time that number thirty will be the charm. I even think that Maury was picked to take a test just to make sure that everyone was given a fair chance. We don't want any discrimination suits right??

When it was finally over, it was revealed that the one person who be the father was the father but sadly was dead. Kind of a sad hand that the deck of fate dealt. The greatest mystery since the Kennedy Assassination or how the Kardashians be famous for doing absolutely nothing (unless you call a horrible sex tape famous) was finally solved.

So now I am thinking what will happen to this one potential lady who wishes to find out this child as the father? Good question. Will she just force a hand or will she go down her laundry list of suitors? Call out everyone in her freak-a-dex and ship them to Hollywoodland just to have them sit in a studio being greeted by an audience of people condemning those men saying you know that is your baby and take responsibility. Yes those are the father ok, accept it, man up and do your thing. Bur, what of those who are the father? You hardly ever get any apology for the potential embarrassment, or any sort of redemption from the audience, host or whatever. And people wonder why when those guys George Jefferson strut out like they got a free three piece dinner from Wangs and Thangs. Which does sound good now. Who wants to bring me some wangs and thangs?

But it is funny how many will boo and jeer one man's triumph. Especially when one is not. Well, put it into this context if you can. How can one be so fast to condemn one minute then once they see a FUBAR so fast never to admit they made a mistake and not say sorry for the mixup? So fast to convict, so slow to acquit. But I always say if you going to air out your laundry in a public forum, be prepared for a lash of ridicule that will ensue - negative or positive. And me being the Villain that I am...I shall give my 2.3888 cents of humor, cheer and a good bit of cynical truth. All free of charge. What better deal is there right???

I know that most of those women just want to have a father for their child and I agree they should. But, seriously, are there not other, better avenues than going on a show to make a potential spectacle of millions. I kind of wonder is it for a few want to get that 15 minutes of fame and sadly 14 minutes and 59 seconds of it. And that last second is not going fast enough.

Well if I have to see if my friend changes his mind and if so, I'll be grabbing my popcorn and pepsi and see if Maury be saying...in the case of this child...is he the baby father...

Vegas says 5 to 1 it is...I will take that bet...

SAW