Well I been cruising many posts on various sites, and I just been reading soooooo many of those uplifting nuggets of joy and mirth and good cheer and let me stop before I hurl up last night's dinner. Well I have decided for my people....that I will have a few of the proverbs that I have found and give it my own cynical twist. For these are true wisdom for one and all. Open your mind younglings and absorb the way of the Villain...
1. A bad cause requires many words. Yes it's usually called politics.
2.A close friend can become a close enemy. Be wary of the Judas Kiss my friends...
3. A drowning man is not troubled by rain. Because he sees SHARKS!!!
4. A hungry man is an angry man. And damnit I want my big piece of chicken...who at my big piece of chicken!!!
5. A man is not honest simply because he never had a chance to steal. That is because he has not worked in any type of government, specially the US government.
6. A monkey never thinks her baby's ugly. But damn I know some of them are ugly...
7. A penny saved is a penny gained. And a penny gained is more money for taxes to take.
8. Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass. Unless you are paying by the hour...
9. If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours forever. If it dosent, then it was never meant to be. And you wasted a whole lot of time and effort on foolish endeavor.
10. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Yet makes the roots of infidelity sprout easier.
So...there you go my friends...your first set of ten nuggets of wisdom....embrace the words and be enlightened. And rejoice for there shall be more of these in the coming week. Yay..
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