And on the magical soapbox I stand...

 and this will probably cause me to lose a few of my minions and followers. Yet, I just have to say this, if you don't know that I am a person who just speaks my mind and reaction be damned, then, I must really say you must be new here.

Well I will preface my rant by saying that I am no in way, shape or form going to be politically correct. Yet, those who know me would be saying....is this something new. You never been correct about much. And well, maybe there some truth in it. SO! If you are looking for something socially sensitive and that noise, you may as well just click that box X on the right side and move along. You will not like it and it will make you madder than sin.

Now that I got the disclaimer out of the way. Here we go...

I for one, the Villain of the Webway, am about fed up with all this talk and nonsense about the damned Confederate flag and I really wish that people would just shut the hell up about it. I will say it for the following reasons.

1. The flag has no bearing of how I am living right now, nor does it affect me in any way. Because, unlike so many emotionally charged people let their feelings speak before their brains can even catch up, like to just spew out the true bovine fecal matter of what it inclines and blah blah blah....


Let me bring a little sunshine to this stormy place. There many African Americans who can agree that really you going to bring this up when there plenty of other things that is a bit more important than a piece of cloth with a tattered history to it? Sorry, let's get some priorities here. What happened in Charleston was a pure tragedy and an act of domestic TERRORISOM in every sense of the word. This guy wanted to trigger a race war and guess what....he is already winning by so many of the political warhounds, ignorant racebaiters, and social crusaders who now feel it's all due cause to remove the flag from the state buildings in South Carolina, and  then some in my own home state of Mississippi. Reason being it is because it's a symbol of slavery and hate.

Here is a bit of irony here....I have seen many images of the KKK and their ilk waving the American flag just as much as they wave the Confederate flag. So are we going to say that Old Glory is a symbol of slavery and hatred too? I know many say it's just a part of Southern pride and heritage and not hate. That twisted individuals took something and created something diabolical and a horrid. The some who just feel that since South lost the American Civil War that the flag should been a symbol of treason and discarded outright. If that was the case, then why wasn't it done during the Reconstruction years? Wait, maybe because no one cared.

Some just look at the flag as a symbol of slavery. Well I hate to break it to many people but can you show me any ship that had the rebel flag on the mast as it brought slavers from Africa here? Go here I'll wait......didn't think so.

And speaking of slavery, people let's just make one thing absolutely clear and I will say this is simple as possible. Not all slave owners were white. Some of the first slave owners were black so let's not just put everyone white into one basket. And let's be even more clear about it. There were many white slaves are well as blacks. But do you hear any of them yelling through the rafters about it?

 And those who think that the war between the states was purely about slavery...please go read. I have debated this with my teachers in high school and did my own research....before Wikipedia mind you. The war was NOT about slavery. It was about state rights. Slavery was only one of the most miniscule by-products of that. However, the North won, their recollection of events was the official record. Just goes to show the adage:

History is written by the victors, the truth is told by the survivors.

I have stooped down and debated this with many people of social media and yeah of course, I get called everything under the sun: to a sell-out to a Uncle Tom and one of those House Negros. Well hell as hot as it been around here, I don't mind being in an air conditioned house now. I usually laugh at them. Because their ignorance is their shield, their stupidity their salvation. And one had the pure gal to say I was probably one of those who never dealt with harsh realities of racism and have the Carlton Banks Syndrome. First off all...I grew up in Mississippi where many believe the Civil War has not ended. I have seen firsthand the reality of racism. I have seen Klansmen marching and spewing their rhetoric. I been called more derogatory names here and there. But you know what, I brush it off because I don't let what others say define who I am. The biggest weapon against folks like that is self-worth. I know who I am, what I am, where I came from and where I'm going. I brush it off because if that is the best you can say, then I already won the battle.

Shake them haters off....

I am thinking seriously that everything is going to be offensive to someone. Someone said we are becoming a sissified society and in a way....I am starting to agree with them. I mean if we are being offended by this and that; where will we draw the line? What is the limit? I mean we going to end up being just a social void where you can't say, act, or feel without pissing someone off.

I can care less bout a rebel flag, I think there more pressing issues our society need to be contending with. Yet, we are worried about this nonsense. We are already sitting on a powder keg and there a fuse that is lit and ready to explode and that one guys vision of social anarchy will come to pass. I just feel that one person's symbol is another's simple object. It's your own personal interruption that matters. I for one just see it's some cloth that has no meaning for me. I already just ignored many people who have nothing better to do than become social crusaders who I really wish would just shut the hell up. But the block button is such a godsend.

I could continue this rant, but I will stop because it's becoming more annoying the more I type. But, I will just say this...people wake up. Let's worry about more serious matters than a piece of fabric flying above buildings or on clothing.

And the rest who just keep asking my thoughts on it...here is my answer...let it sink in...

Now...where is my tea?

SAW

Happy Saturday...

I for one cannot wish or even any gumption to say Happy Valentine's Day for two simple reasons. One is that I have a deep, resounding, and complete hatred of this day. For me, it's a personal hatred for some many experiences in my life have occurred on this day; that it gives one a very bad taste in your mouth. It also gives you a since of wisdom and need to avoid it at all cost. I won't really go into much of the things that went down. However, I will summarize that many of the aches, disappointments, and bullshit that went down in another lifetime ago, is the building blocks that have formed the cynical villain the world has come to know and loathe ever since.I have written Congress asking if there could be a bill go before the floor to have this holiday removed from all Calendars. Yet, I think the bastards on Capitol Hill been getting kickbacks from candy companies and maybe a few jewelers to boot. It's okay I guess. I will just boycott it in my own way. I been seeing all kinds of announcements, pictures and whatnot of folks who feel they need to go all out in outdoing their peers or on-up others to express their professed love to them. And pray they meet the standards that one has set or end up being replaced. Trust me, I know it from experience and just today, someone arguing with their significant other because it wasn't as expensive or as wonderful as it was last year. The whole thing ended with her saying keep your cheap gift, cheap thoughts and go away. The pure ungratefulness of this is mind-numbing. Then again, I been there done that and got the t-shirt.

Which brings me to the second reason why I despise this day...the whole commercialism of it all.I mean between every candy company, florist, and jeweler, billions of dollars are being made off these saps to ensure they don't get dump, replaced or divorced by the 15th. I keep saying that this is the one day out of the year where love DOES have a price tag. Don't believe me, look at the reactions of your partner with something cheap over something that you took a 2nd mortgage on your home for. You can believe that phrase, "It's the thought that counts." And I will bet you a response will be,"well you should have thought of getting something better or classy."

And don't think for one single, second that there is a contest being held with friends and peers into who gets the better gift - or the most original i.e. Most Expensive. If you don't believe me, then I got some beach front property in Denver dirt cheap for you and I'll throw in a swamp for free. There is a Keep up with the Valentine Jones for bragging rights. Of course many will not admit it, however it's ok.

I did step away from most social media today just won't have a whole slew of Valentine Crap being posted.

Killing nature and making folks fat...tisk tisk tisk....

And if I ever see that fat little bastard with wings and bow...well let's just say...

Well I will make it look like self defense.

And here is a history lesson for you all....

Damn Bastard.....

And the only good thing about this day is....

So in closing I can't wait for normality to resume tomorrow and this day of demonic torture comes to an end. And I wonder how many break-ups will happen? One has already went down. I will place good odds there be maybe five or six. And those saps who have to go with their dates to see that Celluloid Abortion called 50 Shades of Grey, I do hope you get some afterwards. But I do have an idea there going to be many babies being spawned out around Thanksgiving. And you can be part of the 50 Shades of Diapers, followed with 50 Shades of Buttwipes...so.....

Do Not Feed The Internet Trolls...

But, sometime a swift kick in the ass is always acceptable.

I know that the old say of "Never lower yourself to the standards of stupidity, for they will beat you with experience." While that maybe true...sometime a Street Fighter Dragon Uppercut will work perfectly. All of this started this morning; me being the obnoxious ass that people know and love, posting a few things, and this idiot who don't even need to be named, however for the sake of this entry, let's call him Trollton. Well Trollton decides to respond to me, calling me ignant and rude - not knowing what I'm talking about. OOH MY people!!! Was worse he post some picture from The Help. Well, I was going to be nice about it but I did reply, I know exactly what is going on, and I just don't give a damn. And here we go, here is the funny shit of the moment.

@cynicalvillain An outright racist is always better than one that's closeted. Just keep that shit over there.

BUHAHAHAHA!!! Hold on...

Yeah, my people. I get called a racist. Now mind you Trollton is some dummmmmmmb ass, self-righteous, wanna be black militant, who don't have the slightest inkling of who I am. But,I do go on to respond to please spare me the self-righteous, holier than thou shit. Simply because the is enough of that reek going around. Even Captain Picard looks disgusted at this...see....

And here is the oooh so smart response that Trollton has....wait for it my friends....
@cynicalvillain When white people do the same then you can talk to me a being self righteous. Bigot.

Oh now...I get called a bigot. Apparently, I don't know this idiot is smoking. But, I need to get a few bags of what he puffing. I mean seriously, a black man calling a black man a bigot.

That's almost like a crackhead calling a crackhead a junkie. I mean what the hell....and here be my response.
@TROLLTON if they have to be that way. I ignore it because it's words. Only I can let it effect me. Now go annoy someone else. Move on

My people, this is where,I will illuminate the masses. Words can be positive or negative. But, words are only powerful if you allow it to affect you. Words only can affect you, if you LET them. If you don't let them have a hold on you, shrug it off. I do believe this nutter is somewhere on the East coast and probably never experienced anything racial. He probably some private school graduate, now think the the second coming of Malcolm X. Someone give him a BLT, or a big pot of chitlins.

That's when the troll, now know that I will no back down from folks like him, gets all upset and butthurt saying, I'm annoying him now. HA! This is the punta kinte who came at me. So I offer him some tissue for his butt hurt. And just ignored him.

My people, you got to love the trolls that want their 15 minutes of fame. Sadly many are dragging it on. But, I just had to say, don't feed the trolls but if you must, feed them bowls of annoyance to piss them off. And if they get all butthurt...well

Folks like him, I wonder why his momma didn't swallow him, now the world has to suffer. Or Why wasn't he left in a dumpster on prom night...

Well Trollton if you ever wanna to stick your troll nose in my business again, know that I will not be so nice next time. I'm a villain for a reason. Now...I'm done with this shit...I want some pie....

Oh let me post all these love post to show the world..

show the world what?? Oh I get it. That you have the decency to overload social media with nothing but dribble like this..

Or this annoying ditty....

ooooh it even sparkles....YAY!!!!!!

I see this all the time and I ask myself, seriously do you have to post this kind of nonsense every 10 minutes or something? I then ask myself how the hell you going to maintain your relationship if you not there with that person because you posting this bullshit every 5 seconds. I mean, let's keep it real here ok? I know many folks will probably say this to many people and just don't want to hurt anyone's feelings over it but, I'll say it for them. Look closer and read this real good ok?


NO.......ONE........REALLY.........CARES!!!!! CUT THE NONSENSE OUT!!! NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIS BUT YOU! SO PLEASE POSTING THIS EVERY DAMN MINUTE!!!!

But what's even more hilarious about this is that those same people who post this less than a months ago would say these kind of things..

Because you been on social media posting every damn thing and not with him maybe?? That could be it.. I don't know...

And this one...kind of make me feel like you dating that overly attached girlfriend or something..

Can we have

Thank you:

I understand that one who are in relationships are usually happy and excited to be in it and wish to express it for all to see. But you know there is a word called MODERATION. Look it up. Don't please don't get that "OH! He just jealous and only mad cause he don't have anyone to be like this for mess either." If whoever I was in a relationship been posting shit like this, we be having a long talk. I am so grateful most media have a block post function. So one can post away and me not have to see it. It beats just flat out unfriending them.

And there been many a time - oooh so many that I just want to respond to said posts and lay out some of the coldest responses possible. But, my cynical hand must be held in restraint. But only just. Call me uncaring, you maybe right. Call me heartless, I will say thank you. Call me a hater, I would say no. Haters are those envious or jealous. Why the hell would I be jealous of some overrated high school nonsense. Hell folks in high school don't even do this anymore.

But those who keep doing it, go on and post away. I will start opening betting lines to see how long before it all takes a southward bounce and it's back to the bitter house for you. Because those who must always post their relationship status, it's doomed to fail.

and we have been enlightened.

SAW

Welcome to Sappy Central..

Before I get into this much needed entry. I have to cue up some appropriate blogging music.

Yes, I think I shall write to the wonderful stylings of Beethoven's 5th Symphony in C Minor. Bet you folks didn't think I had such culture like that. Well, poo upon you! Now let me get to my blog.

I think in my old, cynical age, I have just become extremely jaded. If not jaded than very critical of many things and just so damn tempted to just lay into so many people who just are in need of the coldest of truths. Yet, that comes later...thing is that I have seen over that last few months that most places in the wide world of social media has turned into a sounding board of professing such announcements of undying love, devotion and posting of such sappy overly pictures with the enough sweet sentiment that diabetics will go into comas just by reading them. However, I ask myself why? Is it because they just have to yell it out to the world - to post something stating...ooh look look at me..I'm here...I'm in love..let me show all that by posting this and that to express my feelings. But give it a month before, you blasting the most vulgar words saying oh who cares about this or that or nothing will ever make me happy, shall be alone and blah blah blah. But there so many times I just want to come out and just throw the coldest wisdom out. Yet, sadly, doing this and I just get labeled as some jealous hater who just have to piss on a sunshiny day. Nope, never a hater. Because as many would understand about what a hater is - a hater is a person who jealously wanting what another has. And seriously, I don't want to become someone who got more sap than a tree. I will pass. There some I have seen that I wouldn't comment on because #1, I don't need to upset anyone, #2 many of what I say would be so vulgar that even a sailor will cry. #3, sometimes I don't need to feed the trolls of love.

But hold up...The Ride of the Valkyrie is playing. Oh such strong violins....

Kill the wrabbit!!! Kill the wrabbit!!!! Kill the wrabbit!!!!

Now let's discuss sappy responses shall we. I usually ignore many of the posts as I mentioned before. Giggle of how many folks just have to "like" and "share" the most cavity forming posts that should make any dentist cringe with fear. Now it comes a time that I can't hold back the sarcasm and the words that must be said. And now, it shall come! I have selected many of the sappy pics and stuff and it shall be twisted into my own dark response, from my own dark heart.

Let's start with the first one....

Apparently, these folks either need lots of sleeping pills, or have some very silly dreams. I don't care if I found Mrs. Perfect(which does not exist anyway) I be damned I ain't falling asleep. And what dreams you having anyway? That would be some interesting talk. Dr. Seuss must been taking too many 1 pill, 2 pills, red pills, blue pills (and I ain't talking Viagra either).

So does a virus! May need to get a shot...of tequila, vodka, or any other adult beverage you require to kill it. Hell down a few bottles of that Tennessee Moonshine if it helps. But, kill that thing that's goings on mkay???

Said by every stalker EVER!!!!! Oh I'm sorry they not stalkers, just overly-zealous patrons of admiration for you. And hellooooooo.....you said you have lots to say....well you said enough...now STFU!!!

This to me is so funny....I usually see things like this and I usually say well someone wants to deal with the headaches and the nonsense...let them go. As an old friend once told me - "Never try to hold on to something do damned determined to let go. Never sweat them, eject them." If you need another superhero to save you..go on then. And how will I be mad, hell I going to pop a beer and say it's your mess now.

OOH Captain Piccard, your wisdom has forever been one of the reasons why I like Star Trek: TNG. Who knows why...guess to be extra annoying but who knows.

So in closing...this is just what I think...I shall just ignore it all as I have but please as a public service, cut out all those annoying posts...cause honestly many don't care. Hell there some placing bets how long it will last hoping for a pay day. Hell even I am in a betting pool or two. Yes I did go there and honestly, think I care...

And here is one last quote. Maybe it will be famous or something.

"One should never confess to the world the love they have for another in a relationship. Confess it to the one that matters. Shouting  it to the world only makes the world shout back, SHUT UP!"
                                                                                            -Me

SAW
 

Yes I'm On A Rant...(no for the poltically correct or squeemish)

Ok before I even go on with this. Let me give you a warning right now from jump; there will be many colorful words, there will be many insulting and things that will make a nun cry and the most gritty sailor blush with embarrassment. So if you are one of those who shy away from the most vulgar and profane of blog entries, I do advise now to back away very slowly.

I will provide you with 30 seconds to decide...your time starts now...well I would give you that if the damn link would work..but oh well...


Made your choice yet........ good...


Now, if any knows the mess I do, I have to deal with doctor's offices, and some times the injured workers. Well on Friday,I have to call providers with decisions and stuff. I revile doing this cause many times folks get very salty and very upset. Well don't blame me I didn't make the decision...I am only the messenger.

Well today it just seem to be the collection of many folks who decide to have their bitchfits today. It must been that blood moon or something. Made them go into lunatic mode. Last call I had to make was to some nurse in Santa Monica...had to give what I said and she had to get very saucy saying if I was giving up decisions please have some intelligence to pronounce the words correctly. Before I go farther...let me say right now. I know many nurses, some of my dearest friends are nurses and I know that you all have some crazy jobs to do...nothing but the most respect to you folks for what you do. But...I'm bout to rant off on one of your fellow comrades in this matter.

Sorry I had to digress...

But when that doucetwat said that shit..oooh I had to get into my mind...did shit just try to smart off on me??

Well let me say to you now..thank you for correcting me...I am so glad that you could learn me in this. I am glad that you were in class that day to learn what the name of the medications were. I mean you could been out doing your 10-guy gangbangs to pay for your classes or was it this week you were shaking your ass at the local strip club...which one was it? Well either way, thank you for learning me. So I am so grateful for you could show me. And you be grateful that I could not say what I wanted to. Because trust me, you would had a good earful and then to hang up on my face. Oh hell naw.....if anyone knows me, that is the one thing you do NOT do.  Want to see me go evil...that is your best path to that. It took everything in me not to call her back and unload on her dumb ass. But, I just count to 10 and play guess the broken bone...as I use some a few baseball bats to limbs. I hope I don't have to deal with her again cause if I do, I may as well clear my desk cause I will be losing my job over this skankzilla.

Almost make me wanna embrace my inner Ike Turner.

Moving on...

Now, those who know how I am...I am one who is fluent of sarcasm and I'm one who just speaks it when its warranted. Now there some poor folks who just can't seem to lighten up with their own lives. I think they have their asses so tight, they burp out their farts. I mean seriously, there enough crazy shit in the world..there is a need for a bit of mirth and humor where it's needed and necessary. Calm the hell down. And what worse some say ooh if you have nothing positive to add then leave yourself out of it. OOOOH!!! Pardon the fuck out of me...!You need some thing positive. I got a good solution for you. Let's try this out ok?

Let's get a few roses or you can pick the flowers. (I would use poison ivy but naw..) You bend over, and I'll ram them up your ass. With all the shit you got over there, let's see if we can grow a positive garden. Want to see something positive...here you go

There you go...now go away..work on your shitty garden...and take your positive wanting bullshit with you. You want something positive..here you go. I'm positive that some of those idiots just need a good heaping helping of shut the fuck up and have a side of go the fuck away. Can't stand folks like that. I know I can't say I'm shocked. Hell I was sent here to piss the world off and I guess they are abusing the privilege. Stupid asses. And I just realized...

/Rant Ends

SAW

Random Nonsense

Waking up this early, on a rainy Sunday was not what I was really having planned. I would like to had slept in just a bit longer. However, my body and the pesky internal alarm had other plans. But, it should not be expected.

I know that it has been quite a while since I last entered anything. Just been a very insane few weeks to be honest with you. With moving to a new apartment (which has the thinnest walls ever grrrrr), and work being an absolute madhouse. I just could not get into any blogging in. Yet, now seems like a great time as any to just drop a few words here and there just to say I'm alive and kicking.

But, there is a more deeper reason why I have not really been writing anything here. Honestly, there allot of things that I just did not have the gumption to post. I am having a hard time just being able to organize my thoughts into something that I can put to either paper or computer. It hasn't always been this way but recently, I feel like a mental dam has been erected and nope can't get past it. I can pretty much summarize that it's from allot of stress that I been dealing with for the past few months. Much of it can't be so easily fixed. No matter how much I wish it could be. The others should be fixed if there was any opportunity to. And some can't be fixed no matter how much glue, tape and rope you have. I guess those things are the ones we just have to accept.

I won't really go into what is all going on. At least not now anyway. I don't know why, just lately, I having the most difficult time confiding any others. It wasn't always the case, yet now days. I just can't seem to open up and tell anyone my deepest issues. And the few I do - and it's a very small circle, I can't tell everything. Because honestly, their own lives and issues are as fucked up as mine is. So, I tend to just keep everything with myself to myself and listen to others. I always felt it was best to do it myself. I grew up trying to be self-reliant. Because I hate to be a burden to others. It's something I feel stronger about now. I been avoiding many people as of late. Not because I don't care about them or anything. It's mostly because I just have this deficiency of social interaction - especially among many strangers or acquaintances. I have to don that sociable mask and create the alter ego of who I wish myself to be for the public consumption. And to be 100% honest, it's something I feel I can't do.

To my friends I have been avoiding, please forgive me for my absence from you life. It not because I don't care. Far from it. I care enough to just not throw my issues upon you. Knowing many of you have your own problems going on.Or better so much good fortune or blessings, why dampen it with a shadow of killjoy. Of course I'll be there to listen, to cheer, to advise and to support. Yes, I'm being hypocritical in my reason - but your needs are more important than mine. I'll ease your worried and burdens, adding yours to mine. It's what I honestly think I was sent here for. No, I do not see myself as some martyr or someone who should be sainted. I'm just me. For one joys and pains I will stand with you. For my own, I must stand alone. It's best this way. None need worry of myself.

I survive. I endure.

SAW