I don't know how to title this...

and the reason is because I just really don't know how I can even approach this. In all honesty, this has been an entry that I didn't even know if I was going to even post publicly. But, I figured that I just had to go head and get it out of the way and be done with it.

I am one of the people on this planet who really do not like having dreams. Call me weird, which I know many of you do. The reason being, is that I don't have the normal dreams that the other 99.9999999% of humanity. Oh not I says me. Mine has to go way out of left field. Luckily, I usually am so used to them that it don't bother me. Others would probably have to make a change of address at some of our wonderful looney hotels with the presidential, padded suites. YAY!!

Now, I will ponder this to you - even just have one of those dreams that just so clear, so intensive, so out there that you will swear on a stack of bibles (or any other religious book necessary for this entry), that it was real and not any figment of your mind's ramblings.

For the sake of many who actually read this at work, I shall keep it work friendly as possible. As well I will try to keep this as brief as necessary, only cause who would really wanna read the whole version of said event. More-so, I don't need anyone stealing this and make it into some made for TV movie or something like that. Then again, who would wanna film this and who in the hell would want to play me??? Well here goes...

The who thing takes place around my birthday. I was at some nice restaurant with a few friends and I have a card that reads go to the main room. Which I don't even know what it is. So I walk towards the kitchen and it leads up being some hotel room. There is a card and a chair. The card read: Sit here. So I did, then the white lights become red. (Yes spare me the Red Light Special jokes now...thank you) And a song starts playing. I feel a hand my shoulder and it was a woman who I don't even know just appears beside me. And when I say she was looking good, would be an understatement of epic magnitude. I will forgo the description,but I will say on a scale of 1 to 10, she be about a 99.

I hear this one song played, I never heard it before. But just one of those songs you heart at one of those strip-clubs, that you get a lap dance to - and for the sake of dragging this on more than necessary, I pretty much got the same thing. One song, one strip tease, one lap dance - one mind blowing experience. Or would had been if I didn't force myself to wake up. I know. I know. Something that good, why in the hell would anyone wake up. Just trust me on this, it's best I did. Besides, I was sweating more than a nun at a brothel. Needless to say, that I was up for the rest of the day and that was like 4 something in the damned morning. So I decided to listen to internet radio and you would not believe what song just came up and played? Yes you guessed it. It was that strip-tease song. (SPOOOOOOOOOOOKY) Well, it just thrown me back cause I could help about that dream from that one person who I do not even know have such an effect on me.

I recalled this to a friend and she said maybe it's the person who suppose to come into your life that is for you. To be 100% honest with you all, I really hope not. Why you ask? Well anyone who can just have that affect, and have me probably act like a damned imbecile, don't think I need to be meeting her. Then again, I know this person does not exist. Thank the yard gnomes for this small miracle. Since that one time, I probably had that same dream 3 times but I wake up before I ever get to that room. Get behind me temptress!I know maybe somewhere on this big mudball called Earth, this particular woman is roaming around, I would like to avoid her like the plague.

I will admit, this entry was allot harder to write than I would imagine. Mostly because something like this is a bit waaaaay too personal and a bit embarrassing. And who really wants something like this out. But I figured, writing it can exorcize the demon or something. Well now it's done. Typos and all. Now, what are the chances this fictitious person just happens to live in Dallas and just pops up while I go grab my morning coffee? Any betters???

Oh anyone who want to actually know what song that was playing. Here you go... Warning this will bump your speakers.

SAW

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No matter who wins...America is the loser..

and what do I mean by that? Is it some defeatist attitude of the election that is taking place today? No far from it. But, it is about the absolute nonsense, mudslinging, fear-mongering and voter bullying that has taken place leading up to today. And this is coming from the citizens not the candidates. How crazy has it been just to see how many get so irate and ready to literally go to war for the simple fact your views are so dissimilar from their own?

But, what is worse than that is the pure hatred that I have seen form many of one person over another. Let's be honest about this and let's keep it real here...there has been allot of hate on both sides of the political fence. Some just pure blatant than others - a few subtle and assuming innocent. All of it sad and pretty much pathetic.

As you go vote today, your choice is your own and your conscious be your guide. But, afterwards, think about something (especially those who were the voices of the bullying, fear-mongers and the like), should your candidate win, would you feel justified that your tactics is what carries the day to ensure the victory? You can pop out the bottles of champagne and celebrate knowing you must stoop to the most debase forms of the human conscious to get your point across? Then ask yourself this, should your candidate lose, would you feel all angered cause your plans failed, and now the final solutions of thought are made real? And what I mean by this is that been a gamut of reactions from political protests, people leaving the country, renouncing their citizenship, to the most asinine stands such as state secession. (Yes, some governors would have their states just say screw it, we will secede from the country.) To the most heinous part choice...war. I shall spare you the combatants within this one.

I say this, whoever wins, the nation has lost much of its own self-respect, and let's be honest, it has taken many steps back from the progress this nation has made. But, many ways, it just may shown the deep resentment of hatred that has truly never left the American heart. Whoever wins tonight, they will take the reigns of a house, a nation divided in ways that have never been and in some ways, never repaired. I only hope whoever does win can recognize this division and fix that first and foremost. Can't move forward on broken parts.

So while you are at the polls today, consider what I have said. With a divided house would you extend your hand out to help heal the rift?

Just a thought

SAW

Better being who I was, than who I wish to be...

Sometimes, you have to look at yourself and see how you once were, use it as a guide to find the path of where you wish to go; how you want yourself to be and other to perceive you. I sometimes look and think what the hell has happened. I wish that I can be that one person who used to be heartless and just not have a a care for anyone or anything. It made things in my life so much easier and whole less stressful. But many days, many times, one just feels a bit unappreciated - many times felt taken advantage on and used. But mostly, just feel as if as much as I am there for so many, yet never have the favor returned. Never try to force that I want to have any friend to talk, vent or help me when I am in need. Most run like roaches and can't do any help where I bend backwards to help others.

I can just say screw it, and close my heart and just become that person who was selfish, and non-caring. It made things so easier, and kept many people away.

How to piss off 2 schools without trying and Did she Really Say that?

Well I can pretty much say that today has been interesting if anything else. Out in my adventures of finding trouble, and having a lapse thinking that there was a football game today. (OOPSY) I took the train to do a few things and I have to admit being packed in a train with a multitude of people, feeling like a can of sardines was not my thing but oh well.

I have to also admit, the funniest things can be heard amongst the crowd. There was just group of sorority girls from some school out in Texas, I won' really say where...but you can find out if you watch the sports section. *snicker* You know those kind of girls that serial kills use as pin cushions in the horror movies. As I was heading to my stop this was what one was saying and I kid you now, was her exact words. "I hope that we don't miss our stop and end up somewhere in the ghetto. I don't know if I can make it and survive with those people." Hol' Up!!! Wait a second, and JUST ONE DAMN MINUTE. It took everything inside me to not just blow out and say something like. "Listen here Muffy, you have nothing to be worrying about. First off what you mean by "Those" people? And secondly, you don't have to worry about some pimps there whoring you out to guys for bags of weed and make you miss the pancake social tomorrow. Or have you violated in ways that you won't be able to sustain any fun in the frat party gangbang you will be partaking during your ecstasy binge.But we know that most of those girls there on that bus anyway would rather went to the hood anyway than partake in the slaughter their team endured anyway. But, they never would admit it and then get kicked out of the fun Pancake Social...sponsored by the Eye Felta Thigh sorority.

I will admit, that does look good right about now. I won't even lie. MMMMMMMMM NOM NOM!!

And the best thing about this whole excursion, was there was a group of people from both sides of the rivalry that were discussing how much their team is better and blah blah blah....I was asked who was I cheering for in this game. And as calmly as ever, I said well my team is anyone in the SEC. So be something like Roll Tide, or Hail State, or Chomp'em Gators, or Geaux Tigers. Or some of those schools that freed themselves from the Old Southwest Conference. You know like A & M or Arkansas. You could seen the look on their faces. It was as if I said the ultimate blasphemy or called each of their mothers the most vile of swear words. Now mind you, I was a serious as a heart attack. And there was a policeman on the train, who heard the whole thing and could barely contain his laughter. Poor guy wanted to be stoic as a statue but couldn't hold it in. Well my stop came and I was about to exit the train, luckily cause I think it would been the one time when two enemies were ready to put aside their differences and cause hell upon me. The policeman pulled me to the said and said, "Don't worry I got your back. I went to Georgia and it's SEC forever!"

Guess you know where my loyalties lie right??

Well now that was pretty much the sum of my day. But I am kind of hungry and got a hankering for some...

and a cold beer!!! gooooooood eats....

This is NO laughing matter...

I just had to share this with my people.

I heard that there is an epidemic that must be addressed. First from Dr. Oz and then from some crazy cults that it is absolutely appropriate to...ok breathe...breathe...that is it absolutely appropriate to laugh during those times of pure intimacy. To start laughing during those times in the bedroom. To put it bluntly - laugh during sex.

 Seriously, did I miss this memo? Was there some secret convention in some hidden underground lair in some vast city and I missed it? Since when - let me repeat SINCE WHEN!!!!!! has it been OK to laugh during sex? There are 2 and only 2 instances that it is allowed to laugh during sex.

1. Somehow the bed collapses in the middle and you are so shocked form the effort that you can't help but laugh. And even that is at the discretion of the person and situation on hand.

2. You role playing and one or both of you are dressed as a clown. And you getting banged out by Bozo, Pennywise, Homey the Clown, The Joker, then laugh.

I'm sorry, but this ain't a comedy show. This is some serious business and I don't give a damn about comfort or being relaxed enough to laugh it up. This is serious business. Folks are doing natural grown business and this is no laughing matter. Afterwards if you wanna laugh...well Benny HA HA HA all you want but during the episode, you better not laugh - think of laughing or try to laugh.

But really who in the hell going to just laugh. Oh yeah oooh yah yeah yea...HA HA HA HA HA HA! Sorry, laughing is pretty much a instant mood-killer. I don't give a damn if you got the best of Teddy Pendergrass and Marvin Gaye playing during a thunderstorm, on a bed of roses, with candle-lights burning. And things are getting hot and heavy and serious work is being put in and thangs are getting hotter than a South Texas heatwave. And out of the blue...it looks like you at the Improv! And there is some laughter.

And what do you say to this...

And no damn way...let me say this one more time. NO DAMN WAY YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO LAUGH!

Be going from "Let's get it on..." to "You better get the hell on..." in less than 3.4322 seconds.

I don't care what Comsmo, Dr. Oz, Dr. Ruth, The View, The Oprah Cult, or those folks at the Debutante Pancake Social says, if you get anything that resembles a

you will be getting an all expense paid trip out the door. Laugh during sexytime I swear...

And I mean that shit for real...HA HA!!!

SAW

If you want to make dollars, try making sense.

I been reading all this controversy with chik-fil-a or I would like to call it the overpriced KFC - in regards of its stance regarding homosexual marriage, and the massive divides this cause. I am a full advocate of free speech and the first amendment. And I respect both sides of this firestorm. And here is my stance of things: first I don't know if the CEO of chik-fil-a understand the first concept of business is you really don't want to piss off customers. You may be a company based on Christian principles but look at your wording - COMPANY. Companies make money, private or public company. You can have all the religious principles all you want and stand by your beliefs, but a bankrupt company. You can have all the supporters and days of support all you want, the negative publicity and backlash is already hurting business. No matter what people say about boycotts do not make a difference - they do. But I do ask yourself this question to those who stand behind the moral high ground saying that a company has every right to speak your mind. I have nothing wrong with that. As an American citizen, you have a right. But as a businessperson, you have to think what is the first and foremost reason to make any business? MAKE MONEY. I know some say money isn't everything, well you can just make chik-fil-a a free service or something like that and let's see how long that last. However, let me ask you this question, if this company has such a stance on this, where you think they will draw the line? What if they had a hardline stance against interracial marriage? They will find some religious verse to justify it. Believe me someone will find it somewhere.

And before I go on, you may as well know the next few lines of this will be extremely offensive. SO if you have a closed mind, easily offended, or extra judgmental please hit that X button to the right of your browser............THANK YOU!

And for all those hardline religious zealots that like to denounce others, fighting about the sanity of marriage. I have to ask yourself what is the sanity/sanctity of marriage? The traditional union of man and woman. Give me a break. I'm like this, you don't need any legal document to show marriage to anyone. Most of those marriage are built on stronger foundations than the traditional marriages. You can claim marriage in one's heart and no one can take that away. Makes you wonder just wonder do we ever learn the lessons of the past? Some say that integration was the End of America. Change the concept of race to sexual orientation and you have the new war. Fifty years later you think that we have progressed, take one step and take a jump back. Shake my head.

I hear so many people call other people abomination and their wanting to have something as simple as marriage abomination - and quote the bible as such. Funny there many homosexuals who are religious, go to church, pay tithes for the building fund. So why would you call someone who has a religious foundation as you, go to the same church as you and pray to the same God an abomination. How much of a hypocrite can you be.

And before you throw out the Bible verses you defend and whatnot, let me ask you this? (Get ready to be pissed off biblethumpers) You think the Bible you reading is the real BIBLE? Let's break it down shall we? The Bible has been edited, mistranslated, and rewritten. First by the Council of Nicea (which was a MANMADE council commissioned by man - not the divine, and who purpose was to solve everything from what is put into the Bible to the birth of Jesus (sorry to disappoint many people but December 25th was a date that was picked by the Council) Merry Christmas. Many of the books of the Old Testament were edited, many of the Gospels were lost because they were too controversial.

Next we can thanks King James for many errors and booboos...many more lost tales and parables. Most were just a big ad-lib to satisfy the needs of man, not the divine.

So before someone sends the Inquisition and have me burned at the stake for heresy and blasphemy. I just bring facts - the most dangerous weapon for ignorance is the truth. I don't carry a specific religion, I believe in a higher power, but religion is a man-made concept.

Ok those who still here and not ready to storm the gates - I know this is a hotly contested thing and there is no right or wrong. I respect the speech of everyone. And as a business you have a right to go there or not go there. Just as a business you have to think about your bottom line unless you don't care but know this those who annoy or customers - people will walk away. And in the end you may not only be closed on Sunday, but Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and you know the rest. Don't believe me. It only takes one person to make a movement start, one stone to start a avalanche.

Saw.