You got questions...

And I the Oracle of Eternal Wisdom shall aid you in the answering of life's greatest questions and mysteries. Be enlightened my people. Now let us being our quest: 1. There was a second shooter in the Kennedy Assassination. The only magic bullet are in most women's toy chests. 2. Beer Barbecue Boobs and Butts are Man's true 4 food groups. Yummers! 3. A way to a man's heart is through a womans mouth. We will love you! 4. A way to a woman's heart is through a man's wallet. 5. Yes! Men think about sex alot. Get over it! Its who we are mkay? mkay! 6. If someone says we need to see other people, they already got one in mind. 7. Sex sells and we are all buying it! 8. Everyone is a prostitute in one way or another. we just must figure out cost! 9. There were no weapons of mass destruction. unless you mean a few porn stars I wont mention :) 10. Bush lied! (nuff said!) 11. Reality TV is stupid as hell! 12. People who are famous for the sake of being famous are the most annoying people. (see previous answer) 13. Size does matter! Stop lying folks! 14. Yes I am a cynic and proud of it! And Finally... 15. All arguements can be solved and settled with a blowjob or any feat of sex. So Just Suck It Up And Shut Him Up! Be ENLIGHTENED! now sorry for the compactness of my blog. Damn Cell Wont Do Page Down! Ugh!!