Down with the establishment. Power to the People...

and let's all have a good laugh at all of the STUPID LAWS that our country have and know that some rules are just meant to be broken and laughed at. And there will be commentary in laws of this. Let's begin!

And let's start in the city of Dallas:

Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.

I know a few women RIGHT now that will be arrested and criminals. I going to rat them out if I don't get my hush money. And you know who you are and I know where you keep some of them. Under the bed in a shoebox, or the side of the bed in the drawer like a 38 special. Just know my friends, I know your secrets and I will snitch you out!!!! Unless payments are arranged. Thank you...

A recently passed anti-crime laws requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and explain to the nature of the crime about to be committed.

So I will inform folks of my intent to extort and blackmail you. I will be such a nice person and call. RING RING...Hello...this is me and I'm going to advise you that I will be...really who in the hell is going to be that stupid to inform victims of this. Sure let's just go head and have a sense of politeness. And if any criminal does this, they should be laughed out of the courtroom and take criminology 101 for dummies.

Now let's head to my home state of Mississippi

 A man may not seduce a woman by lying, and claiming he will marry her.

LOL...about a good 30% of the state's men and about 90 of high school students are breaking the law. And I wonder why that state is so rebellious! DOWN WITH THE MACHINE!!!!  I just had to laugh at this one. And who in the hell told lawmakers to propose this one???

It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public.

So you better not have any Viagra in your system and see some hot lady walking around or you going to be having a boner in public and you going to jail. I hate to see that court hearing.

The people against Richard Harden (you can already see the pun in this one can't you??) case number OICU812, charged for having a erection in public. How do you plead.

Horny! By reason of getting some...

 No one may bribe any athlete to “rig” a game, match, tournament, etc.

Whoever made this law never went to an SEC game. But maybe that would explain why Southern Miss didn't win a damn game this year. GRRRRRR!!! Who was on the take damnit!!!! not one damn game?? seriously! Ok tangent over. Rigging games is necessary. If you ain't cheating you ain't trying.

And for my friends in Arkansas (oh did you know that it is illegal to pronounce Arkansas incorrectly and can be fined or jailed.)

In the city of Little Rock:

 Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.

I know a particular Shi-tzu that is going to be a criminal and going to doggy jail. This is the face of a criminal mastermind...

bad Oreo bad bad bad Oreo no beggin strips for you!

Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.

Are you getting this some person who shall remain nameless..... you goin to jail!!!!! But I guess it's perfectly acceptable if you of the same gender to flirt.Yeah this one is going to go sooo well with people.

Well I could go on with this, but I don't want you all to start having a full revolution and cause a civil outbreak of anarchy. But, have a good laugh at our tax-paying expense. and remember...

KNOW THE LAW!!!!