Do Not Feed The Internet Trolls...

But, sometime a swift kick in the ass is always acceptable.

I know that the old say of "Never lower yourself to the standards of stupidity, for they will beat you with experience." While that maybe true...sometime a Street Fighter Dragon Uppercut will work perfectly. All of this started this morning; me being the obnoxious ass that people know and love, posting a few things, and this idiot who don't even need to be named, however for the sake of this entry, let's call him Trollton. Well Trollton decides to respond to me, calling me ignant and rude - not knowing what I'm talking about. OOH MY people!!! Was worse he post some picture from The Help. Well, I was going to be nice about it but I did reply, I know exactly what is going on, and I just don't give a damn. And here we go, here is the funny shit of the moment.

@cynicalvillain An outright racist is always better than one that's closeted. Just keep that shit over there.

BUHAHAHAHA!!! Hold on...

Yeah, my people. I get called a racist. Now mind you Trollton is some dummmmmmmb ass, self-righteous, wanna be black militant, who don't have the slightest inkling of who I am. But,I do go on to respond to please spare me the self-righteous, holier than thou shit. Simply because the is enough of that reek going around. Even Captain Picard looks disgusted at this...see....

And here is the oooh so smart response that Trollton has....wait for it my friends....
@cynicalvillain When white people do the same then you can talk to me a being self righteous. Bigot.

Oh now...I get called a bigot. Apparently, I don't know this idiot is smoking. But, I need to get a few bags of what he puffing. I mean seriously, a black man calling a black man a bigot.

That's almost like a crackhead calling a crackhead a junkie. I mean what the hell....and here be my response.
@TROLLTON if they have to be that way. I ignore it because it's words. Only I can let it effect me. Now go annoy someone else. Move on

My people, this is where,I will illuminate the masses. Words can be positive or negative. But, words are only powerful if you allow it to affect you. Words only can affect you, if you LET them. If you don't let them have a hold on you, shrug it off. I do believe this nutter is somewhere on the East coast and probably never experienced anything racial. He probably some private school graduate, now think the the second coming of Malcolm X. Someone give him a BLT, or a big pot of chitlins.

That's when the troll, now know that I will no back down from folks like him, gets all upset and butthurt saying, I'm annoying him now. HA! This is the punta kinte who came at me. So I offer him some tissue for his butt hurt. And just ignored him.

My people, you got to love the trolls that want their 15 minutes of fame. Sadly many are dragging it on. But, I just had to say, don't feed the trolls but if you must, feed them bowls of annoyance to piss them off. And if they get all butthurt...well

Folks like him, I wonder why his momma didn't swallow him, now the world has to suffer. Or Why wasn't he left in a dumpster on prom night...

Well Trollton if you ever wanna to stick your troll nose in my business again, know that I will not be so nice next time. I'm a villain for a reason. Now...I'm done with this shit...I want some pie....

Oh let me post all these love post to show the world..

show the world what?? Oh I get it. That you have the decency to overload social media with nothing but dribble like this..

Or this annoying ditty....

ooooh it even sparkles....YAY!!!!!!

I see this all the time and I ask myself, seriously do you have to post this kind of nonsense every 10 minutes or something? I then ask myself how the hell you going to maintain your relationship if you not there with that person because you posting this bullshit every 5 seconds. I mean, let's keep it real here ok? I know many folks will probably say this to many people and just don't want to hurt anyone's feelings over it but, I'll say it for them. Look closer and read this real good ok?


NO.......ONE........REALLY.........CARES!!!!! CUT THE NONSENSE OUT!!! NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIS BUT YOU! SO PLEASE POSTING THIS EVERY DAMN MINUTE!!!!

But what's even more hilarious about this is that those same people who post this less than a months ago would say these kind of things..

Because you been on social media posting every damn thing and not with him maybe?? That could be it.. I don't know...

And this one...kind of make me feel like you dating that overly attached girlfriend or something..

Can we have

Thank you:

I understand that one who are in relationships are usually happy and excited to be in it and wish to express it for all to see. But you know there is a word called MODERATION. Look it up. Don't please don't get that "OH! He just jealous and only mad cause he don't have anyone to be like this for mess either." If whoever I was in a relationship been posting shit like this, we be having a long talk. I am so grateful most media have a block post function. So one can post away and me not have to see it. It beats just flat out unfriending them.

And there been many a time - oooh so many that I just want to respond to said posts and lay out some of the coldest responses possible. But, my cynical hand must be held in restraint. But only just. Call me uncaring, you maybe right. Call me heartless, I will say thank you. Call me a hater, I would say no. Haters are those envious or jealous. Why the hell would I be jealous of some overrated high school nonsense. Hell folks in high school don't even do this anymore.

But those who keep doing it, go on and post away. I will start opening betting lines to see how long before it all takes a southward bounce and it's back to the bitter house for you. Because those who must always post their relationship status, it's doomed to fail.

and we have been enlightened.

SAW

Welcome to Sappy Central..

Before I get into this much needed entry. I have to cue up some appropriate blogging music.

Yes, I think I shall write to the wonderful stylings of Beethoven's 5th Symphony in C Minor. Bet you folks didn't think I had such culture like that. Well, poo upon you! Now let me get to my blog.

I think in my old, cynical age, I have just become extremely jaded. If not jaded than very critical of many things and just so damn tempted to just lay into so many people who just are in need of the coldest of truths. Yet, that comes later...thing is that I have seen over that last few months that most places in the wide world of social media has turned into a sounding board of professing such announcements of undying love, devotion and posting of such sappy overly pictures with the enough sweet sentiment that diabetics will go into comas just by reading them. However, I ask myself why? Is it because they just have to yell it out to the world - to post something stating...ooh look look at me..I'm here...I'm in love..let me show all that by posting this and that to express my feelings. But give it a month before, you blasting the most vulgar words saying oh who cares about this or that or nothing will ever make me happy, shall be alone and blah blah blah. But there so many times I just want to come out and just throw the coldest wisdom out. Yet, sadly, doing this and I just get labeled as some jealous hater who just have to piss on a sunshiny day. Nope, never a hater. Because as many would understand about what a hater is - a hater is a person who jealously wanting what another has. And seriously, I don't want to become someone who got more sap than a tree. I will pass. There some I have seen that I wouldn't comment on because #1, I don't need to upset anyone, #2 many of what I say would be so vulgar that even a sailor will cry. #3, sometimes I don't need to feed the trolls of love.

But hold up...The Ride of the Valkyrie is playing. Oh such strong violins....

Kill the wrabbit!!! Kill the wrabbit!!!! Kill the wrabbit!!!!

Now let's discuss sappy responses shall we. I usually ignore many of the posts as I mentioned before. Giggle of how many folks just have to "like" and "share" the most cavity forming posts that should make any dentist cringe with fear. Now it comes a time that I can't hold back the sarcasm and the words that must be said. And now, it shall come! I have selected many of the sappy pics and stuff and it shall be twisted into my own dark response, from my own dark heart.

Let's start with the first one....

Apparently, these folks either need lots of sleeping pills, or have some very silly dreams. I don't care if I found Mrs. Perfect(which does not exist anyway) I be damned I ain't falling asleep. And what dreams you having anyway? That would be some interesting talk. Dr. Seuss must been taking too many 1 pill, 2 pills, red pills, blue pills (and I ain't talking Viagra either).

So does a virus! May need to get a shot...of tequila, vodka, or any other adult beverage you require to kill it. Hell down a few bottles of that Tennessee Moonshine if it helps. But, kill that thing that's goings on mkay???

Said by every stalker EVER!!!!! Oh I'm sorry they not stalkers, just overly-zealous patrons of admiration for you. And hellooooooo.....you said you have lots to say....well you said enough...now STFU!!!

This to me is so funny....I usually see things like this and I usually say well someone wants to deal with the headaches and the nonsense...let them go. As an old friend once told me - "Never try to hold on to something do damned determined to let go. Never sweat them, eject them." If you need another superhero to save you..go on then. And how will I be mad, hell I going to pop a beer and say it's your mess now.

OOH Captain Piccard, your wisdom has forever been one of the reasons why I like Star Trek: TNG. Who knows why...guess to be extra annoying but who knows.

So in closing...this is just what I think...I shall just ignore it all as I have but please as a public service, cut out all those annoying posts...cause honestly many don't care. Hell there some placing bets how long it will last hoping for a pay day. Hell even I am in a betting pool or two. Yes I did go there and honestly, think I care...

And here is one last quote. Maybe it will be famous or something.

"One should never confess to the world the love they have for another in a relationship. Confess it to the one that matters. Shouting  it to the world only makes the world shout back, SHUT UP!"
                                                                                            -Me

SAW
 

Yes I'm On A Rant...(no for the poltically correct or squeemish)

Ok before I even go on with this. Let me give you a warning right now from jump; there will be many colorful words, there will be many insulting and things that will make a nun cry and the most gritty sailor blush with embarrassment. So if you are one of those who shy away from the most vulgar and profane of blog entries, I do advise now to back away very slowly.

I will provide you with 30 seconds to decide...your time starts now...well I would give you that if the damn link would work..but oh well...


Made your choice yet........ good...


Now, if any knows the mess I do, I have to deal with doctor's offices, and some times the injured workers. Well on Friday,I have to call providers with decisions and stuff. I revile doing this cause many times folks get very salty and very upset. Well don't blame me I didn't make the decision...I am only the messenger.

Well today it just seem to be the collection of many folks who decide to have their bitchfits today. It must been that blood moon or something. Made them go into lunatic mode. Last call I had to make was to some nurse in Santa Monica...had to give what I said and she had to get very saucy saying if I was giving up decisions please have some intelligence to pronounce the words correctly. Before I go farther...let me say right now. I know many nurses, some of my dearest friends are nurses and I know that you all have some crazy jobs to do...nothing but the most respect to you folks for what you do. But...I'm bout to rant off on one of your fellow comrades in this matter.

Sorry I had to digress...

But when that doucetwat said that shit..oooh I had to get into my mind...did shit just try to smart off on me??

Well let me say to you now..thank you for correcting me...I am so glad that you could learn me in this. I am glad that you were in class that day to learn what the name of the medications were. I mean you could been out doing your 10-guy gangbangs to pay for your classes or was it this week you were shaking your ass at the local strip club...which one was it? Well either way, thank you for learning me. So I am so grateful for you could show me. And you be grateful that I could not say what I wanted to. Because trust me, you would had a good earful and then to hang up on my face. Oh hell naw.....if anyone knows me, that is the one thing you do NOT do.  Want to see me go evil...that is your best path to that. It took everything in me not to call her back and unload on her dumb ass. But, I just count to 10 and play guess the broken bone...as I use some a few baseball bats to limbs. I hope I don't have to deal with her again cause if I do, I may as well clear my desk cause I will be losing my job over this skankzilla.

Almost make me wanna embrace my inner Ike Turner.

Moving on...

Now, those who know how I am...I am one who is fluent of sarcasm and I'm one who just speaks it when its warranted. Now there some poor folks who just can't seem to lighten up with their own lives. I think they have their asses so tight, they burp out their farts. I mean seriously, there enough crazy shit in the world..there is a need for a bit of mirth and humor where it's needed and necessary. Calm the hell down. And what worse some say ooh if you have nothing positive to add then leave yourself out of it. OOOOH!!! Pardon the fuck out of me...!You need some thing positive. I got a good solution for you. Let's try this out ok?

Let's get a few roses or you can pick the flowers. (I would use poison ivy but naw..) You bend over, and I'll ram them up your ass. With all the shit you got over there, let's see if we can grow a positive garden. Want to see something positive...here you go

There you go...now go away..work on your shitty garden...and take your positive wanting bullshit with you. You want something positive..here you go. I'm positive that some of those idiots just need a good heaping helping of shut the fuck up and have a side of go the fuck away. Can't stand folks like that. I know I can't say I'm shocked. Hell I was sent here to piss the world off and I guess they are abusing the privilege. Stupid asses. And I just realized...

/Rant Ends

SAW

Random Nonsense

Waking up this early, on a rainy Sunday was not what I was really having planned. I would like to had slept in just a bit longer. However, my body and the pesky internal alarm had other plans. But, it should not be expected.

I know that it has been quite a while since I last entered anything. Just been a very insane few weeks to be honest with you. With moving to a new apartment (which has the thinnest walls ever grrrrr), and work being an absolute madhouse. I just could not get into any blogging in. Yet, now seems like a great time as any to just drop a few words here and there just to say I'm alive and kicking.

But, there is a more deeper reason why I have not really been writing anything here. Honestly, there allot of things that I just did not have the gumption to post. I am having a hard time just being able to organize my thoughts into something that I can put to either paper or computer. It hasn't always been this way but recently, I feel like a mental dam has been erected and nope can't get past it. I can pretty much summarize that it's from allot of stress that I been dealing with for the past few months. Much of it can't be so easily fixed. No matter how much I wish it could be. The others should be fixed if there was any opportunity to. And some can't be fixed no matter how much glue, tape and rope you have. I guess those things are the ones we just have to accept.

I won't really go into what is all going on. At least not now anyway. I don't know why, just lately, I having the most difficult time confiding any others. It wasn't always the case, yet now days. I just can't seem to open up and tell anyone my deepest issues. And the few I do - and it's a very small circle, I can't tell everything. Because honestly, their own lives and issues are as fucked up as mine is. So, I tend to just keep everything with myself to myself and listen to others. I always felt it was best to do it myself. I grew up trying to be self-reliant. Because I hate to be a burden to others. It's something I feel stronger about now. I been avoiding many people as of late. Not because I don't care about them or anything. It's mostly because I just have this deficiency of social interaction - especially among many strangers or acquaintances. I have to don that sociable mask and create the alter ego of who I wish myself to be for the public consumption. And to be 100% honest, it's something I feel I can't do.

To my friends I have been avoiding, please forgive me for my absence from you life. It not because I don't care. Far from it. I care enough to just not throw my issues upon you. Knowing many of you have your own problems going on.Or better so much good fortune or blessings, why dampen it with a shadow of killjoy. Of course I'll be there to listen, to cheer, to advise and to support. Yes, I'm being hypocritical in my reason - but your needs are more important than mine. I'll ease your worried and burdens, adding yours to mine. It's what I honestly think I was sent here for. No, I do not see myself as some martyr or someone who should be sainted. I'm just me. For one joys and pains I will stand with you. For my own, I must stand alone. It's best this way. None need worry of myself.

I survive. I endure.

SAW  

Maybe this is my cynical side of me blaring out...

then again, I know this is my cynical side coming out. Who the hell am I fooling? But, I just need to know, asked by the gentleman concerned. Why in the holy hell do stores have to break out holiday merchandise almost 2 months early? I mean I saw Valentines shit popping out in all the stores December 26th. I just have to think..what person is going to buy candy almost 2 months early? Don't some of that candy have like short shelf lives. And really what guy is going to be buying that candy and flowers, hide for almost a month and then give it to significant other. Yeah get the flowers today and give it to her a months later; red roses become black and dead. Yeah, you will be getting your ass a one way trip to your couch (and you will be lucky if you have a couch. You may be sleeping on the front porch...while your replacement be putting his shoes under your bed.)

I guess the stores have to think ooh let's get reminders for folks to buy up stuff. Just what idiot is going to buy it. Don't anyone know that many of the gift getters are procrastinators? Unless, they bout to cough up 3 grand for a ring, or a trip to some romantic place. Or make some reservations at a restaurant paying up 2 weeks salary for food that is over-priced but have to pay for the ambiance. Wanna take a date to a place with ambiance, take one to Waffle House.   Yes I said W A F F L E H O U S E!! How can I be such a romantic.

And besides, don't the stores know that those candies are always on sale the day after a holiday occurs. When the candy is 50% off or higher. I will admit, I do be ripping up the Kitt Katts on sale. So you can best believe on February 15th (which is known as National Breakup Day), I will be getting my candy fix. Mmmm and who I'm buying if for...MYSELF!!!!

And here is a Valentine Tip for you shoppers...better believe that love have a price tag for this year and if you don't have have tag met or exceeded...you will catch the hell.

Wanna bet that I'm wrong....test this theory....go for it...

Time to keep it real now...

I rarely just throw my weight into such controversial topics because many don't think logically and only lash out on emotion. Can't have any intellectual dialogue when most knee jerk the topic of the day. And I have been seeing a multitude of posters and a call of riot and protests for the Phil Robertson thing. Ok let me get this out of the way right now I shall throw a disclaimer right off jump so here goes.

DISCLAIMER:

If you are easily offended - short minded - extremist - or member of Westboro Baptist Church, please click that X on the top right corner of your screen.  

THANK YOU.

Now we got the legal mess out the way, let me go onto what I want to say.

First of all, I respect anyone's view of religion and they stance and views of it, regardless of your beliefs and views. I may not agree with all the doctrines of any religion, yet I will be listen, be respectful, and respond with equal respect and hope to have the same returned. Now I seen so many throw he is expressing his 1st amendment right of freedom of speech. Now - I will defend and support the 1st amendment (sidenote: someone posted that freedom of speech is the 5th amendment - seriously! Go back to civics class!)
Let me provide you with the actual wording of the 1st amendment:

Amendment I

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

You have to understand that you have the freedom of speech - yet you have to understand that even with a freedom of speech, there is a consequence. If it is positive or negative. Words said have an effect. And you have to consider whatever you say there is a price to pay. Now here is where I shall get the hellstorm. Freedom of speech does not protect one's employment. You have a view, you expressed your view. Nowhere does anyone get arrested, I don't see the government coming down taking them to some internment camp. A & E decided to suspend Robertson for speaking his mind and while it was against what A & E's views, folks have begun a crusade. Saying it's a violation. Where is the violation. The Constitution protects U.S. citizens from the government. Not the private sector. Employees are subject to any bi-laws and regulations that was presented to them at the time of employment. Obviously some was against the company views and they were let go. And before folks say what about religious discrimination - well I think they knew their religious views long beforehand before they even started the show. So you can throw that excuse out the window. And here is something to consider. What if there is some agreement/clause put into the contract. There many employers that have moral clauses or agreement that state if anything they feel reflects the company in a negative light, steps can be taken to separate themselves from it. Ever consider that the family have such clause in their contracts? Ever consider that? Course not - just ready to throw out the boycott and petitions. Freedom of speech does not protect the bottom line.

Then you hear the comparisons to ooh he speaks his views and his faith, he gets fired. Miley Cyrus twerks on naked men and licks hammers and she is famous. Well she was famous before that, she just a trainwreck now. But people you must consider this...does she have any company sponsors to speak of? Does she have her own show anymore? Unless you mean that crap from way back that I can pretty much suspect they pulled the plug on.Oh what about Kayne West? He speaks all this nonsense and what about him is he fired from his job? What job??? He owns his own production company? I don't think he going to fire himself. Is he a bigger mess and a train wreck and a half? Yes without a doubt. Yet his words have consequences as well. Where his sponsors? Those that buy his music. (If they buy it anyway)

When you work for a privately owned company, you subject to whatever regulations the company deems fit, you don't like it don't work there. You have the option to say no and move on. Tolerance, intolerance,love, hate...it don't matter. I have not even mentioned any of that just this. I want to keep this as short as possible without dragging it out to a point where I be writing past midnight. 

Well just so you know this is just truth and wisdom that most hate to hear and will be just emotionally charged. It's ok I still love you all...even if I lose friends over it. I have a consequence for speaking this and I accept it but remember - what you say will have its own consequence.

I don't care either way if the show is back on or not. I have no vested interest in it. I seen many of those folks in my life to satisfy any curiosity. I know many say they won't watch it for one reason or other. That's fine too. But to go all ballistic over a company doing a company decision...well you know....
 

SAW